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*Some guys will deliberately not buy chairs in their house so that when a lady come visiting she would have no option than to sit on the bed.....welldone ooooooo minister of strategic planing MAADA  BIO needs ur CV*.   πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ

My Grandma took my cup of tea that I mix with *Tramadol*🀐. Now she is taking *selfie* with my *calculator*, my parents are thinking it's *old age*. πŸ™† πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
Should I tell them???πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Chase money, girls will chase you. Try to chase girls, poverty will chase you my brother.....πŸ€§πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΈπŸ€―πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

When you think of women's problems, you can't sleep. When you think of mosquito bites, you equally can't sleep. Women problems and mosquito problems are thesame....πŸ˜ΈπŸ˜ƒ

 In Western countries, when girls say they need something light, it means a soft drink without alcohol. Come to Africa. Something light means money...πŸ˜―πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

If you marry a DJ, my sister, be ready to be treated the way songs are mixed....πŸ€ πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜²
The longer the SKIRT, the longer the relationship.. don't argue with me.. I am a village elder...πŸ€§πŸ˜‰πŸ˜„

Dating a short girl isn't the problem, the problem is when  she gets pregnant and be looking like a swollen Nokia bathery

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Baby am on my period but I have organized joy and Rita to service you for the next one week...this is how we guys deserve to be treated😁😁😁😁guys hope am communicating

Happiness is when you forgot to do your homework and the teacher is absent.✌️
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*The same number she refused 2 give you is the same number a guy just deleted* 😌😌
Don't kill ur self broπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‰

Baby am on my period but I have organized joy and Rita to service you for the next one week...this is how we guys deserve to be treated😁😁😁😁guys hope am communicating.

*✍🏽When a relationship ends...The competition of who can be MORE HAPPY on Social Media begins!!!πŸ€¨πŸ™„πŸ˜­πŸ˜­*

✍🏽Sometimes an EXπŸ™…‍♂️comes BACK in your life just to check πŸ•΅️‍♂️ if you're STILL STUPID!!!πŸ‘€πŸ˜­πŸ˜­*

*I am sitting next to my crush in a taxi, please someone should call me so that I can* *speak English*πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰

Who is the most foolish?
1. MANDINGO man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....

2. KROO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.

3. KORANKO man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept....

4. A KISSI man who watched news on TV and waved at the news reader.

5. A KRIO nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping tablet....

6. A YALUNKA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message on his phone.

7. A TEMNE man who sprayed himself with Spritex to keep mosquitoes away......

8.A VAI man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo.

9. A LIMBA man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it.....

10.A FULLAH man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe........

11.A LOKO man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm na shit ooo!!! Thank God ar nor mas am....

12.A MENDE man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool Music.
Have a wonderful day that is full of fun

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