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No  be me talk am  oooooo   WHY AFRICA MIGHT NEVER WIN WORLD CUP.
Have you realized that it's only Animals
that play football in Africa?:
Lions of Cameroon Vs Elephants of Cote De'voire,
Super Eagles of Nigeria Vs Squirrels
of Benin,
Hawks of Togo vs Eagles of Mali,
Atlas Lions of Morocco Vs Antelopes of Ethiopia:
I am just wondering if Any African Country can win the World cup with animals.
Don't beat me o, I'm not feeling fine o 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Breaking news :
Fifa has confirmed that the match between Saudi Arabia vs Egypt will
be played at the airport since both will be going back home.
😜😂😂😂😂

 So Argentina think they would beat Nigeria and qualify abi...
JuJu will see JuJu
JuJu will run away
We will take all the babas to that game
Baba ikenja
Baba okuchu
Baba oluwa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And the remaining babas 😂😂😂
Messi will see JuJu he will think it's technology 😂😂😂😂

In Sierra lone, the best way to punish someone is to keep the person in a place he won't see women 😄.While US, China and Nigeria are making plans on how to improve lives, sierra lone is only concerned with the dynamics of African sexual life😄

 WIFE: *Honey let's play a game*
HUSBAND: *Okay. What's the game about?*
WIFE: *If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month*
HUSBAND: *Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?*
WIFE: (smiles) *Yes darling!*
HUSBAND: *Okay*  (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: *are you ready*
Husband: *Yes ready*
WIFE:       *TURKEY*
*Its been 4 HOURS NOW...
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird 😀😀😝😝👊👊
*Moral lesson... After God, Fear Women!*😂😂😂

If your husband cheats on you, BOIL WATER. let it boil, boil & boil as the water continues to boil, Wait for him to fall asleep. When u very sure he's sleep, Make some tea and drink it, tea reduces stress & for u crazy wife ..who thought i was gonna say throw it  on him .. get help😂

If I tell you that 1 × 3 is different from 3 × 1, you're going to talk too much, saying it's not what you learned at school. But the day the doctor will prescribe 1 × 3 and you apply 3 × 1, you will know that day that a car can become an ambulance.😂😂😂😂

*The Taxi Driver*
A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, you scared me!
The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?
Driver replied, it’s my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂💯

Men are attracted by what they see, that's why women put on make up. Women are attracted by what they hear, that's why men lie. Problems start when the truth comes out and the make up is removed.*
* Guys am I communicating ??*

BRILLIANT JOKE*
A man meets his friend.. who has started wearing Earrings.
He asks "Since when did  you  start wearing Earrings?"
Friend
"Ever since my wife
found them in my car!



Josh

Comments

  1. Ridlek23 June 2018 at 02:48

    The hot water 💦 own hit me for chest, a don fear

    ReplyDelete

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