READ THIS BEFORE YOU GET BORED

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Wife: I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be?
 Husband: A joke.
🙆‍♂
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: because you have all the things I’m searching for😂😂😂😂

 Imagine Sweden and Denmark playing..
Their Short names be like
SWE vs DEN = Sweden
And their remaining letters be like
DEN vs MARK = Denmark


I bet you $13456693632567 dollars you didn't read that number. You just skipped right over it. You didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but you went back and looked. 😂😂😂😂😂

Some girls can't do without dating older men. Even though they manage to make heaven, they will still look for FATHER ABRAHAM. 😂😂😂😂

Dark skinned guys are handsome, not DARK DARK DARK oo, I mean DARK like 6:30pm not 11:59pm oh🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don’t make promises when you are in joy. Don’t reply when you are sad.
Don’t take decision when you are angry. Think twice, act once…
This affect me a lot


Husband: Sweetheart, I'm going for 3 days church conference.
Wife: OK; but let's commit your Journey into the hands of God in prayer.
Husband: lead us in prayer then.
Wife: God grant my husband great journey.
Husband: very loud Ameeeeeeeen.!
Wife: Don't grant his manhood erection if he tries to commit adultery.
Husband: Silent.
Wife: Don't let him return safely if he manages to have extra marital affairs with other ladies.
Husband: .......sweating
Wife: In fact, Holy Spirit,  kill him if he commits..............
Husband: Ohhhhhh! shut up,
it's OK,
I'm not going anywhere because Holy Spirit just told me that the conference has been cancelled.

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