CHECK THIS AND LAUGH IT ALL

1.I still can't believe I was born without my permission,
What if I wanted to be a mosquito😠😠
😂

2.A good wife should be like
Welcome my husband, food is ready.
Will u eat b4 u eat or will u eat b4 u eat.
If u know u know😂😍

3. After your phone 🔋 battery  dies ..you sit down to plan your life., and then, BOOM!!! NEPA brings back the light..Plan suspended!😁😃😀

4. Hard Guy, Beard Gang but You tell the bike man "Small Small" When he is riding with speed and u hold his waist.😁

5. I saw someone who laminated his ATM card 2day, if I mention where d person comes from  now, people will think I hate Ibadan people ..😃😁😀

6. Surviving in Nigeria is not easy....
Someone online wants to sell fridge with no door, he's convincing me to use curtain😂😂

7. Sucking a slim girls breast is very sweet and romantic,, until bone shook you for mouth😀😁😃

8. See eh, Sleeping next to your new bae for the very first time can be really
tough.
You have to breath in English, not too loud and not too low.😃😁😀

9. This beautiful girl in my street will not come out today that I'm wearing fine clothes, its when I want to go and buy bread she will appear like evil spirit. 😂😂😂😂

10. The way some people take WhatsApp personal, you'll think their kids will inherit their fb accounts ..😕😱😆😛😝

11. The only thing u can
get in Nigeria
without connection is Pregnancy and STIs
😂😂

12. Don't Trust A Girl Who Doesn't Use
Her Fathers Name On Social Media.
If She Can Deny Her Fathers, My Brother Who Are You?😀😛😁😆

13. On d last day, some guys will still be looking at the yansh of some girls while going to hell.
Angels will be shouting "okechukwu enter ooooo
😂😂😂

14. Ladies..👸
Not All Guys Who Call You In Public Want 2 Woo You; 🤔
Some Just Want 2 Tell You That Your Pant Is Showing.🏃‍♀🏃‍♀

17. If you count the number of beds some girls have slept on😒 its enough to build 3 general hospitals..🙄🙄🙆😁😂

18. You Cannot be a ‘SlayQueen’ and Be Smelling. Stop That Nonsense!🤤😣🙄

19. And She Blocked me Becos I Told Her that Her Short name for “Elizabeth is Eliza”not Lizzy 😰😛😆😁

20. Only igbo kids will chase a fowl till the fowl develops a muscle pull
😯😃😃😀😛

21. It's raining seriously here in Canada. How about Nigeria?🇳🇬😱😝😆

22. This days The way girls like cars ehh😯 you'll think they were breastfed with engine oil.😒😏😒

23. When the Pastor is praying that
whatever that doesn't glorify God in your
body should disappear & your Dick
Disappeared ...😟🙊

24. Those that Cry 😢 during Worship 🎹🎸🎷🕍 But Sleep 😴 during Sermon. What's their problem?
😂😂😂

25. On judgement day
They should arrange like 10,000 angels that will separate fight between yahoo boys and white women
😒😒😏

26. I Miss Those Girls That Use To Cry After Break Ups.
Girls Of Nowadays😂😂
They'll Just Replace You With Contestant Number Two😂😂

27. Double heart attack message from a babe to her guy:
1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 😂😂
2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you😂😂🏃🏽

28. Battery  Full???
You  Mean I Should Unplug My Phone When There's Still Light???
Is Like you Don't Know We Are In Nigeria🇳🇬😱😁😁😁😃😀😛😆

29. Rich people: 2 slices of bread and  tea with a small mug

Poor people:  #180 agege bread & tea Inside jug featuring beans
😂

30. Owerri Girls are now Scared 😟 of Avalon 🚗, Venza🚖, AccuraZDX🚓, Benz etc, Maka igba Ara
😂 😂🤣

31. Drinking lots of water can help you mind your business cos you spend most of your time urinating instead of Gossiping.😃😃😀😛😆

32. If She is not Good  in Bed 🛏 ,
Biko Try the Floor and Stop Disturbing Us

🚶‍♀🚶‍♀🙄🙄

33. Churches should stop men from using Bible mobile apps while the sermon is ongoing. 95% of them are checking livescore
😠😠😀😀😛

34. If you have a crush on someone, hide it very well because the moment you tell them, they will start acting like deputy jesus.😱😁😁😁😆😃😛😪😜

35. Look into my Eyes 👀 and tell me you LOVE me....

Naso some people take catch Apollo
😂😂😂😂😂

36. You Call Your Boyfriend HONEY And Now You're Complaining other Girls Are Disturbing Him...
Who Doesn't Like SWEET Things?? 😂 😂

37. If u want to woo a Nigerian lady on social media, don’t start with "hi" I repeat don't start with "hi" She won't reply u. Start with, "Do u use First bank?😀😀😃😃😁😪

38. That girl u call smallie, Your Dad may be in her inbox begging her to stop calling him "sir" that his name is
"Solomon Maduka"😂😂

39. Some Boys Can Form and Pretend😏😳Just to look like good innocent guys. During sex .They be lyk “Baby, Is this the hole?"

Idiot It's The Gate, Knock And Enter inside🤕😏🙄

40. And He Said 👇👇
Once they Engage you in Nigeria, You’ll wash Clothes, wash Plates & Cook till the Ring💍 Sef will Fade.😩😩

41. When she says"i don't date guys who walk"...my brother buy a wheelchair 😆😛😆😜

42. You Got Angry Because I Forgot Your Birthday,

Did I Give Birth To You?
🙄🙄🙄

43. No girl is more happy than a girl whose boyfriend's mum calls "our wife" she can even wash the compound gate😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😍

44. One thing about one room apartment is that you wake up and see all your properties at once.😀😁😁😆😃

45. “i don't date broke girls”
Said by a guy who bathes with soap until it looks like a sim card! 🤣🤣😋
.
Naija Guys i hail oooh 🙌🙌

46. Sex is like a secret cult everybody belongs to, but no one admits being a member.
Except pregnant women!  🤕🤣

47. I wonder if dey use curry and thyme to make perfumes nowadays
a guy sitting beside me smells like Jellof Rice
*Now I'm Hungry😢

48. If it's not wet and refuses to enter, apply saliva on it,
 it will enter smoothly. That's how we put thread in a needle
😏😂🏃

49. If “SEX”
has a Last seen Like that of WhatsApp, I know 2 of my Friends that will Be online Right now...
😜😜

50. Short girls can use Front camera to snap full pictures 😑😑😑😂...magicians

51. Wenger is leaving, remaining buhari.
The lord that did it for Arsenal will do it for us.🙏🙏

Bye✋🤝
*Unknown*