LAUGH OUT LOUD

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One Sunday morning, after an interesting Sunday school topic, the teacher asked, "Any question?"
A student, looking puzzled, raised his hand.
Student: "You said the children of Israel escaped from Egypt?"
Teacher: Yes
Student: "You said the children of Israel crossed the red sea?"
Teacher: Yes
Student: "You said the children of Israel also brought down the mighty walls of Jericho?"
Teacher: "Yes! What exactly is your question?"
Student: "When the children of Israel were doing all this, where exactly were the adults of Israel??"
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*If you feel jealous each time you see your friends progressing then this prayer is for you*
*Put your hand on your chest and repeat after me*
*"I am a witch"*


A Lady will enter university with 3pairs of shirt and skirts, a touch light phone, a stove. And will graduate with 65 top and trousers, armless, wig, gas cooker, iPhone ,Generator, Plasma Tv, Air condition..and so on. Sister pls which God are u worshipping? Let's worship him together........
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U CANNOT give a woman everything she needs. GOD gave them eyebrows, they shave it and draw their own.He gave them nails, they cut it off and fixed their own, He gave them hair, they cut it  off and fixed their own,He gave them breast, they repackage it to the size and shape they want. GOD also gave them lips, every morning they paint it with different colours of lip stick*
*If GOD can't satisfy them,then who are U to think  you can please them ? 😂😂. Tell our men not to kill themselves for women*


Pease help me answer this one before u go.. "Labour pain and burnt alive which one is more painful?


Please don't commit crime in the name of this cold weather ooo just take one cup of hot tea and sleep OK, remember baby Pampers is expensive than hot tea.

*Teacher*: What do you do after school?
*1st Student*: I go and buy weed from Tonado.
*2nd Student*: I always go and buy cigarettes from Tonado.
*3rd Student*: I go and buy cocaine from Tonado.
*4th Student*: I always stay at home and do my homework.
*Teacher:* You are a great student; I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
*4th Student*: Tonado
*Teacher*: Satan!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

 Man asks a Sheikh: "Is it Haram to tell my wife ‘I Love you’ while fasting?"
Sheikh replies; " it depends , if you are lying or saying the truth! 😜

*NOWADAYS IF GUYS ARE NOT CAREFUL THEY WILL DATE A GIRL TWICE WITHOUT KNOWING THEY HAVE DATED HER BEFORE*

*BOY:- Baby your face look familiar*

*Girl:- You dated me in 2011, I was black then*
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: 🚶🏾‍♂We are gradually losing our cultures as Sierra Leoneans oooo😡😡
*Can you Imagine??*😒😒😞
 Today I saw someone threw away tooth paste tube without cutting it into two 😂😂

On the last day some guys will still be looking at the nyash of some girls while going to hell
Angels will be shouting "ikechukwu enter ooooo..."
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Nigerian Nurses are so rude ..They will call you by your sickness..
"Oga Diabetes where you de go?" 😢😢
Chaii😀


Weed can make u stare at ur father for 30mins and be like, oga ur face 😔 look familiar av we met before 😂😁.


If you hear what some people say before and after they pick your calls, you wouldn't call them again.


Inside every person that you know is a person you don't know, the person you should know, the person you shouldn't know and the person you will never know!

The truth might not be true, and that something is true doesn't mean its the truth

#Josh#

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